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Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!

Calm Down, Stalin is a memes, casual and indie game developed and published by Cartboard Games.
Released on September 08th 2016 is available only on Windows in 2 languages: English and Russian.

It has received 1,099 reviews of which 994 were positive and 105 were negative resulting in a rating of 8.6 out of 10. 😎

The game is currently priced at 3.99€ on Steam.

The Steam community has classified Calm Down, Stalin into these genres:

Memes Casual Indie Funny Politics Comedy Simulation Illuminati Psychological Horror Story Rich Cold War World War II Singleplayer

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System requirements

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Windows
  • OS *: Windows Vista
  • Processor: 3 GHz 2 Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 1GB dedicated
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 500 MB available space

User reviews & Ratings

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Nov. 2024
good game get pipe smoke that sh#t get vodka get pissed drunk i hope that nuke is going to france 12/10 game
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Sept. 2024
FUNDAMENTALLY, "CALM DOWN STALIN" IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED, AND NO OTHER GAME CAN REACH ITS CALIBER. WHEN "CALM DOWN STALIN" WAS RELEASED, IT RAISED THE BAR OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY TO A POINT WHERE NO OTHER GAME COULD PHYSICALLY EVER BE BETTER THAN CALM DOWN STALIN, OTHER THAN CALM DOWN STALIN ITSELF. CALM DOWN STALIN FOREVER IS AND WILL BE THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME. YOU CAN DO SHIT WITH GUNS. YOU CAN GET VODKA AND ALL THAT SHIT. IF SOMEBODY ASKED ME, “WHY DO YOU LIKE CALM DOWN STALIN SO MUCH?”, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD TELL THEM? I WOULD TELL THEM CALM DOWN STALIN IS MY SOUL, IT IS MY FUEL, IT GIVES ME THE STRENGTH AND ENERGY TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND KEEP GOING. CALM DOWN STALIN IS SIMPLY GOD’S GIFT TO THIS WORLD. I’VE HAD ISSUES WITH DEPRESSION FOR YEARS, ALONG WITH ANXIETY, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAS KEPT ME GOING? CALM DOWN STALIN. BEING ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A GOOD OL TIME ON CALM DOWN STALIN. IF YOU PLAY CALM DOWN STALIN, YOU’RE ALREADY ON A HIGHER LEVEL INTELLECTUALLY THAN THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION. THAT’S SIMPLY BECAUSE CALM DOWN STALIN MAKES YOU SUPERIOR TO THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE. IT STIMULATES YOUR BRAIN CELLS THE MORE YOU PLAY, WITH EVERY LAMP YOU SMACK, THE MORE POWER YOU RECEIVE. FOR EVERY DRINK YOU CONSUME AND EVERY PAPER YOU STAMP, MORE POWER GOES TO YOU. THE MORE YOU PLAY CALM DOWN STALIN, THE MORE OF A SAINT YOU BECOME, UNTIL YOU PLAY ENOUGH CALM DOWN STALIN TO REACH ULTIMATE GOD STATUS. CALM DOWN STALIN IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED.
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Sept. 2024
United forever in friendship and labour Our mighty republics will ever endure The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages The dream of a people their fortress secure -sun tzu the art of starving to death
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Aug. 2024
Trying to calm down while smoking and trying to make sure your phone doesnt touch the nuke button is very calming 10/10 office work experience for communists
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July 2024
This game is all I ever wanted, GTA6 willl be nothing compared to this. This is how I would also act as a President, Glory to the Red-Tsar our Father Stalin.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Calm Down, Stalin is currently priced at 3.99€ on Steam.

Calm Down, Stalin is currently not on sale. You can purchase it for 3.99€ on Steam.

Calm Down, Stalin received 994 positive votes out of a total of 1,099 achieving a rating of 8.55.
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Calm Down, Stalin was developed and published by Cartboard Games.

Calm Down, Stalin is playable and fully supported on Windows.

Calm Down, Stalin is not playable on MacOS.

Calm Down, Stalin is not playable on Linux.

Calm Down, Stalin is a single-player game.

Calm Down, Stalin does not currently offer any DLC.

Calm Down, Stalin does not support mods via Steam Workshop.

Calm Down, Stalin does not support Steam Remote Play.

Calm Down, Stalin is enabled for Steam Family Sharing. This means you can share the game with authorized users from your Steam Library, allowing them to play it on their own accounts. For more details on how the feature works, you can read the original Steam Family Sharing announcement or visit the Steam Family Sharing user guide and FAQ page.

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Calm Down, Stalin
3.99€
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Release 08 Sep 2016
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