Chair F*cking Simulator on Steam - User reviews, Price & Information
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Chair F*cking Simulator is a psychological horror, dating sim and creature collector game
developed and published by SoSorrySoft.
Released on July 07th 2020 is available in English only on Windows.
It has received 956 reviews of which 895 were positive and 61 were negative resulting in a rating of 8.8 out of 10. 😎
The game is currently priced at 1.99€ on Steam.
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Windows
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1
- Processor: 2GHz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: 512 MB
- Storage: 460 MB available space
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Chair F*cking Simulator, developed and published by SoSorrySoft, is one of the most bizarre and unapologetically absurd games available on Steam. From the moment you read the title, it's clear this is not a traditional experience nor one that aims to fit into mainstream expectations of what a video game “should” be. Instead, it leans fully into its identity as a crude, provocative, and comedic piece of interactive absurdism. The entire premise is built around interacting with various chairs in the most outrageous ways imaginable, presented through exaggerated physics, minimalist environments, and a tone that feels intentionally offensive, chaotic, and satirical all at once. At its core, this game is less about progression or gameplay depth and more about the spectacle and the reactions it provokes. The mechanics are simple to the point of being almost non-existent—there are no real objectives beyond performing the act suggested in the title with an ever-growing lineup of furniture. It's not meant to be a challenge, nor is it trying to be a high-quality simulation. Instead, it’s a crude playground built around a one-joke premise, stretched and twisted for maximum discomfort and comedic value. The clunky controls and awkward animations are almost part of the point; everything feels exaggerated, broken, or just ridiculous in a way that fits the game’s surreal tone. If you go into it expecting a fully fleshed-out experience, you’ll be disappointed, but if you're just here for the absurdity, it delivers exactly what it promises. Visually, Chair F*cking Simulator embraces its low-budget identity with confidence. The graphics are deliberately crude, with poorly textured environments, basic lighting, and rough models that give the entire game a bootleg or prototype aesthetic. There’s a definite “so bad it’s good” vibe running throughout, which may either amuse or repel depending on the player's sense of humor. The same goes for the audio, which features a mix of unsettling sound effects and laughably inappropriate voice clips. Everything about the presentation feels like it was built to provoke, confuse, or outright disturb the player—and yet, somehow, it’s all oddly cohesive. The game’s shock value is heightened by the fact that it doesn’t try to disguise what it is. It’s brash, loud, and completely self-aware. Despite—or perhaps because of—its chaotic nature, the game has found a surprisingly positive reception among a specific niche of players. On Steam, the game holds a “Very Positive” rating, with many users celebrating it as a perfect gag gift or a hilarious dare. It’s become a favorite among streamers and content creators who enjoy playing offbeat or intentionally bad games for laughs. It’s also the kind of title that gets shared among friends not because it’s a great game, but because it creates a moment—a “what did I just witness?” experience that sparks conversation, laughter, or disbelief. For that alone, the game has carved out a place for itself, even if it’s far from conventional. Technically, Chair F*cking Simulator runs well enough, with no major reports of crashes or game-breaking bugs. It supports multiple platforms, including Windows, Mac, and Linux, and it loads quickly thanks to its tiny file size and minimalist assets. The controls are functional but far from refined, which is in keeping with the rest of the game’s chaotic presentation. There’s nothing elegant or polished here—it’s rough, messy, and intentionally so. If you're looking for a clean, well-optimized experience, this isn’t it. But if you're here to laugh at the madness, the jank only adds to the charm. Ultimately, this is a game that thrives not on quality or depth, but on its sheer audacity. It’s crude, offensive, and completely ridiculous, but it never pretends to be anything else. Chair F*cking Simulator is less of a game and more of an anti-game—a digital middle finger to conventional design philosophies, wrapped in absurdist humor and juvenile shock value. Whether you find it hilarious or horrifying depends entirely on your tolerance for the grotesque and the surreal. It’s not for everyone, but for those with a taste for the weird, the meme-worthy, and the unapologetically absurd, it offers an experience you’re unlikely to forget. Even if you only play it once, it leaves an impression—though whether that’s a good thing is entirely up to you. Rating: 9/10
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Played this game and it got my partner so horny we went at it like two lawn chairs for twenty hours straight. my duck hurts. help. 7/10
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To call Chair Fucking Simulator a mere game would be an insult to its harrowing profundity. This is no idle pastime. This is a confrontation—an interrogation of the self, of desire, of the very fabric of our material existence. It does not ask why; it asks why not? It forces us to gaze upon the fundamental absurdity of our own being, to see ourselves in the worn leather and splintered wood, and to understand, in a way we never have before, that we were always destined to arrive here. At first, I thought myself in control. I chose the chair. I initiated the act. I believed this was my journey. But like a cruel lover, the game laughed at my hubris. The moment flesh met furniture, I realized: the chair was choosing me. There is no consent, only fate. No agency, only motion. The gameplay—if such a word can contain the sheer weight of what transpires—is both hauntingly intimate and violently existential. Every creak, every groan of wood beneath my fervent passion, was not just sound. It was dialogue. The chair was speaking to me, and I had no choice but to listen. And oh, the physics. Newton weeps, for he never anticipated a world in which force and resistance could be so poetically intertwined. Each thrust is a question; each recoil, an answer. The feedback loop between man and seat is a ballet of entropy, a divine waltz between creator and created. As Kant once pondered, “What can we know?” Chair Fucking Simulator dares to reply: Not much. But this. This, you will understand. But let us not mistake this experience for mere hedonistic indulgence. No, Chair Fucking Simulator is a parable, a warning. For in the end, what remains? The chair, shattered. The body, spent. The soul, empty. I reached the climax not with triumph, but with the crushing realization that all love is fleeting, that even the firmest of upholstery will one day give way to time. The game does not offer catharsis. It offers only inevitability. Would I recommend Chair Fucking Simulator? No. Not in the way one recommends a meal, or a film, or a lover’s touch. This is not a thing to be recommended. It is a thing to be endured. To play is to suffer, and to suffer is to know. And what greater purpose is there than that?
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I solved all my life's problems after playing Chair Fucking Simulator. At first, I thought it was just another bizarre indie game, but as I immersed myself in its absurdity, something clicked. The rhythmic, almost meditative nature of the gameplay forced me into a state of existential reflection. Every thrust was a metaphor for life's struggles—sometimes awkward, sometimes relentless, but always progressing. Somewhere between leveling up my chair-loving skills and questioning my sanity, I achieved enlightenment. Suddenly, my crippling self-doubt vanished, my overdue assignments completed themselves, and my bank account inexplicably filled with money. My relationships improved, my posture corrected itself, and I finally understood the meaning of life. All because of Chair Fucking Simulator. 10/10, would recommend.
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this game has changed my life, not only does it feature a wide variety of chairs it lets you choose the same chair multiple times which i have done relentlessly, I love this game and i will always keep it in my heart
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Chair F*cking Simulator is currently priced at 1.99€ on Steam.
Chair F*cking Simulator is currently not on sale. You can purchase it for 1.99€ on Steam.
Chair F*cking Simulator received 895 positive votes out of a total of 956 achieving a rating of 8.81.
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Chair F*cking Simulator was developed and published by SoSorrySoft.
Chair F*cking Simulator is playable and fully supported on Windows.
Chair F*cking Simulator is not playable on MacOS.
Chair F*cking Simulator is not playable on Linux.
Chair F*cking Simulator is a single-player game.
Chair F*cking Simulator does not currently offer any DLC.
Chair F*cking Simulator does not support mods via Steam Workshop.
Chair F*cking Simulator does not support Steam Remote Play.
Chair F*cking Simulator is enabled for Steam Family Sharing. This means you can share the game with authorized users from your Steam Library, allowing them to play it on their own accounts. For more details on how the feature works, you can read the original Steam Family Sharing announcement or visit the Steam Family Sharing user guide and FAQ page.
You can find solutions or submit a support ticket by visiting the Steam Support page for Chair F*cking Simulator.
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Developer
SoSorrySoft
Publisher
SoSorrySoft
Release
07 Jul 2020
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