Chair F*cking Simulator on Steam - User reviews, Price & Information
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Chair F*cking Simulator is a psychological horror, dating sim and creature collector game
developed and published by SoSorrySoft.
Released on July 07th 2020 is available in English only on Windows.
It has received 956 reviews of which 895 were positive and 61 were negative resulting in a rating of 8.8 out of 10. 😎
The game is currently priced at 1.99€ on Steam.
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Windows
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1
- Processor: 2GHz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: 512 MB
- Storage: 460 MB available space
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To call Chair Fucking Simulator a mere game would be an insult to its harrowing profundity. This is no idle pastime. This is a confrontation—an interrogation of the self, of desire, of the very fabric of our material existence. It does not ask why; it asks why not? It forces us to gaze upon the fundamental absurdity of our own being, to see ourselves in the worn leather and splintered wood, and to understand, in a way we never have before, that we were always destined to arrive here. At first, I thought myself in control. I chose the chair. I initiated the act. I believed this was my journey. But like a cruel lover, the game laughed at my hubris. The moment flesh met furniture, I realized: the chair was choosing me. There is no consent, only fate. No agency, only motion. The gameplay—if such a word can contain the sheer weight of what transpires—is both hauntingly intimate and violently existential. Every creak, every groan of wood beneath my fervent passion, was not just sound. It was dialogue. The chair was speaking to me, and I had no choice but to listen. And oh, the physics. Newton weeps, for he never anticipated a world in which force and resistance could be so poetically intertwined. Each thrust is a question; each recoil, an answer. The feedback loop between man and seat is a ballet of entropy, a divine waltz between creator and created. As Kant once pondered, “What can we know?” Chair Fucking Simulator dares to reply: Not much. But this. This, you will understand. But let us not mistake this experience for mere hedonistic indulgence. No, Chair Fucking Simulator is a parable, a warning. For in the end, what remains? The chair, shattered. The body, spent. The soul, empty. I reached the climax not with triumph, but with the crushing realization that all love is fleeting, that even the firmest of upholstery will one day give way to time. The game does not offer catharsis. It offers only inevitability. Would I recommend Chair Fucking Simulator? No. Not in the way one recommends a meal, or a film, or a lover’s touch. This is not a thing to be recommended. It is a thing to be endured. To play is to suffer, and to suffer is to know. And what greater purpose is there than that?
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I solved all my life's problems after playing Chair Fucking Simulator. At first, I thought it was just another bizarre indie game, but as I immersed myself in its absurdity, something clicked. The rhythmic, almost meditative nature of the gameplay forced me into a state of existential reflection. Every thrust was a metaphor for life's struggles—sometimes awkward, sometimes relentless, but always progressing. Somewhere between leveling up my chair-loving skills and questioning my sanity, I achieved enlightenment. Suddenly, my crippling self-doubt vanished, my overdue assignments completed themselves, and my bank account inexplicably filled with money. My relationships improved, my posture corrected itself, and I finally understood the meaning of life. All because of Chair Fucking Simulator. 10/10, would recommend.
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this game has changed my life, not only does it feature a wide variety of chairs it lets you choose the same chair multiple times which i have done relentlessly, I love this game and i will always keep it in my heart
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If you put a gun to my head and gave me the option to either play this, or Starfield well the choice is pretty obvious, im gonna fuck them chairs any day of the week. 10/10 P.s. I like fucking the couches.
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As I lay in my hospital bed, I would like to regale you with a cautionary tale of how I ended up here. At first, it seemed harmless, but I had no clue about the Pandora's box of depravity that would be unleashed when I installed this simulator. For some context, I’ve always been a little off. I started out small, working with sporks and eggbeaters to sate my sexual urges. Over time, I graduated to 60 grit sandpaper, autoerotic asphyxiation and reruns of Oprah. It still wasn’t enough. I’ve even tempted fate by rubbing one out with a cat fur mitt using nothing but icy hot as lubricant. Although it provided temporary satisfaction, I remained unfulfilled for any real length of time. Until now. From the second I launched the game; I was met with the jarring noise of cheap 70s porn. Don’t misunderstand me, some of my fondest faps were orchestrated by my father’s extensive VHS collection of ‘Hirsute Honeys’. I could imagine myself completely enveloped by the bountiful bushes that adorned every page, in both body and spirit. It was an expedition into the unknown wilderness, and I ventured in willingly–vodka bottle in one hand…. myself in the other. The wave of nostalgia had me instantly hooked. Then, I clicked the button. I shuffled through profiles reminiscent of Grindr until I finally stumbled upon THE one that caught my attention. With her 1980s laser light backdrop, she exuded a simple yet elegant vibe. The alluring shine of her metallic legs immediately caught my eye, the sight of her pleather seat ignited a strange desire within me. I was flying at half-mast within seconds. She would have to show me more to seal the deal. I smashed that like button, all the while daydreaming about smashing her like the 55-year-old hall monitor who gave me syphilis my senior year. I unzipped my pants and took matters into my own hands. Or hand. The moment she loaded in, I could feel my breath hitch in my throat. Those legs. The luxuriously supple faux leather seat, undoubtedly crafted in China with the unfortunate involvement of child labor. I've always been skeptical of love at first sight, but there I was, longing to have her all to myself. She wasn’t like the other chairs. I realized that if I wanted to have a legitimate shot at satisfying a goddess of this magnitude; I needed to step back and plan my assault. I etched her image into my memory and promptly searched online for a similar model to conduct my research. I reluctantly handed over seventy dollars, knowing that it would guarantee my extra-special delivery by noon the next day. Following a night of tossing and turning, deprived of sleep, I summoned the strength to crawl out of bed and drag myself into the shower. I needed all the stamina I could muster for my looming encounter, so I furiously masturbated while being serenaded by the melodic sounds of NSYNC in the background. Feeling moderately dehydrated after clogging my shower drain several times, I wrapped my towel around my waist and settled down at the coffee table. With pen and paper in hand, I started making all the necessary preparations. Prior to my encounter, I had to perform several precise calculations. First, I needed to plan my thrust to nut ratio. I needed my calculator. After taking a brief look around and not finding it, I resorted to using my phone instead. Once I had made a few hasty calculations, I set my phone to vibrate and gingerly slid it between my ass cheeks, all the while harboring a secret desire for a barrage of text messages to inundate my device. I was not at all disappointed, but I found myself mildly distracted. Once I got back to work, I grabbed a protractor and carefully measured and plotted my angle of penetration. I was painfully erect and in desperate need of relief. After stabbing the end of my protractor into the shaft several times, I could continue without disruption. Lost in my thoughts, I found myself reminiscing about the countless times I had leisurely strolled through the IKEA store in my state of ignorant bliss. The sound of the UPS truck echoed through my ears as it sped from my driveway, prompting me to hastily run outside in a state of undress to collect my latest sexual fascination. Ripping at the cardboard, I haphazardly tossed it aside as I retreated into my apartment. By the time I deadbolted the front door, my FWB (furniture with benefits) was fully unveiled. The excitement drove me to sprint towards the back, barely avoiding a catastrophe with my prized collections of piss jugs. The candles were lit and my body was ready. I laid her flat on my bed and allowed my towel to slip from my grasp, falling to the ground before I joined her. With deliberate slowness, I maneuvered my body into the gap between her legs. Despite her readiness and my willingness, I was determined to approach things slowly with her. With a deep breath, I slid myself along her leg, feeling the chill of the cold steel. There was an unexpected roughness about her, small metal shavings that had been left behind in the manufacturing process. Not one to shy away from a mix of pain and pleasure, I carried on despite wincing at the sensation of the larger shavings embedding themselves in a most unfortunate location. Leaning down over her, I couldn't help but run my hands along the rough leather of her seat, enjoying its texture. My phone continued to vibrate, still buried deep in the dark recess of my prison wallet. It was difficult for me to determine whether the sensation of light-headedness was due to nerves or over-stimulation. Nonetheless, I decided to momentarily pause our illicit encounter in order to evaluate the situation. There was a moment when I must have fainted, though I'm not entirely sure when. As I regained consciousness, I found myself lying face down on my blanket, with my nose pressed against one of the numerous crusty spots I had created on the sheet. Bleeding profusely, I found myself in the emergency room, the result of hundreds of metal shavings embedded in my… person. As a result of being mildly dehydrated and enduring the painful aftermath of having my junk used as a pincushion, I found myself confined to the ICU for an overnight observation. As I narrated the sequence of events, the doctor's face exhibited a priceless expression that will remain burned into my consciousness. They never extracted my phone. As soon as a text notification rings out, they instinctively glance around, trying to locate the origin of the noise. TL;DR: Just spend the two bucks, shit’s lols.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Chair F*cking Simulator is currently priced at 1.99€ on Steam.
Chair F*cking Simulator is currently not on sale. You can purchase it for 1.99€ on Steam.
Chair F*cking Simulator received 895 positive votes out of a total of 956 achieving a rating of 8.81.
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Chair F*cking Simulator was developed and published by SoSorrySoft.
Chair F*cking Simulator is playable and fully supported on Windows.
Chair F*cking Simulator is not playable on MacOS.
Chair F*cking Simulator is not playable on Linux.
Chair F*cking Simulator is a single-player game.
Chair F*cking Simulator does not currently offer any DLC.
Chair F*cking Simulator does not support mods via Steam Workshop.
Chair F*cking Simulator does not support Steam Remote Play.
Chair F*cking Simulator is enabled for Steam Family Sharing. This means you can share the game with authorized users from your Steam Library, allowing them to play it on their own accounts. For more details on how the feature works, you can read the original Steam Family Sharing announcement or visit the Steam Family Sharing user guide and FAQ page.
You can find solutions or submit a support ticket by visiting the Steam Support page for Chair F*cking Simulator.
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Developer
SoSorrySoft
Publisher
SoSorrySoft
Release
07 Jul 2020
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