Priest Simulator: Vampire Show on Steam - User reviews, Price & Information

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A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is a satire, shooter and story rich game developed by Asmodev and published by Ultimate Games S.A..
Released on December 05th 2024 is available only on Windows in 2 languages: English and Polish.

It has received 829 reviews of which 791 were positive and 38 were negative resulting in a rating of 8.9 out of 10. 😎

The game is currently priced at 19.99€ on Steam, but you can find it for 5.49€ on Eneba.

The Steam community has classified Priest Simulator: Vampire Show into these genres:

Satire Shooter Story Rich Action Physics PvE Vampire Exploration Demons Hack and Slash 3D FPS First-Person Realistic Horror Violent Action-Adventure Gore Survival

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System requirements

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Windows

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS *: Windows® 7 64-bit
Processor: Intel i5, 6th gen (or equivalent)
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050Ti (or equivalent)
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 10 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX compatible

User reviews & Ratings

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June 2025

Bought this on sale for $10, got about 12 hours or so of satisfying gameplay out of it, would recommend at full price. My experience with this game was that I play all sorts of games, and I enjoy simulator games like car mechanic simulator or especially gas station simulator. So I wishlisted this game back when it was simply known as Priest Simulator because it sounded interesting. Eventually the game added "Vampire Show" and I saw screen shots and thought, "this is NOT what I was expecting.. well.. let it cook". Then the art for it came out and I kinda lost interest cause it looked like a flash game. Game goes on sale, I buy it just to see whats its like. REALLY ENJOYED THE GAME!! Nothing what I expected, but what I got was absolutely fantastic. Ignore the simulator part of the game title because its not really that at all. What it is, is a twisted comedy adventuring/questing game. Go here, perform an exorcism, talk to person x, collect resources, get collectibles. There is a great sense of humor in this game that keeps the quests fun, and up until the very very final home stretch of the game. At the very end I was just speedrunning goal to goal but that phase was very short, the rest of the time I was actively engaged and adventuring. I really loved the characters, setting, and art style and direction that came through here. It was all like a bad acid trip with death metal, a broken down church, and a vampire becoming a priest with clever puns, jokes, and presentation. This game is worth the full price of admission. There's not really any replay value, but this is also a budget game so factor that in. I'm really glad I wasn't put off by the art for it on Steam and gave the game a chance.

Feb. 2025

Most average day in a small eastern European town, real fun. Pretty funny at times too.

Oct. 2024

I love this game. In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti ameeen. For San de Ville and for Holy Kremuva! Can only recommend with Polish language obviously, you have to appreciate and savour this beatiful language. Loved the Vulgators too. Will try to finish the collectibles with time. A truly, truly wonderful mockumentary.

Oct. 2024

This game is actually not that much fun, but it's so weird that it was worth a full playthrough from me. The gameplay is okay, but is extremely linear. After awhile, you realize every quest is essentially "go here, go there, answer the phone, etc.". The combat is simplistic, yet satisfying. The weapons don't really feel that much different from each other in the long run. The writing, voice acting, and humor are all extremely weird. I feel like a lost is lost in translation, but also even a native Polish person would scratch their head sometimes.

Oct. 2024

Orlok is a relatable protagonist, and this game contains the greatest voice acting ever to be heard with your ears. Side note: Many of the NPCs sound like Squidward.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is currently priced at 19.99€ on Steam.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is currently not on sale. You can purchase it for 19.99€ on Steam.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show received 791 positive votes out of a total of 829 achieving a rating of 8.94.

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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show was developed by Asmodev and published by Ultimate Games S.A..

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is playable and fully supported on Windows.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is not playable on MacOS.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is not playable on Linux.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is a single-player game.

There are 2 DLCs available for Priest Simulator: Vampire Show. Explore additional content available for Priest Simulator: Vampire Show on Steam.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show does not support mods via Steam Workshop.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show does not support Steam Remote Play.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is enabled for Steam Family Sharing. This means you can share the game with authorized users from your Steam Library, allowing them to play it on their own accounts. For more details on how the feature works, you can read the original Steam Family Sharing announcement or visit the Steam Family Sharing user guide and FAQ page.

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