Priest Simulator: Vampire Show on Steam - User reviews, Price & Information

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A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is a satire, shooter and story rich game developed by Asmodev and published by Ultimate Games S.A..
Released on December 05th 2024 is available only on Windows in 2 languages: English and Polish.

It has received 829 reviews of which 791 were positive and 38 were negative resulting in a rating of 8.9 out of 10. 😎

The game is currently priced at 19.99€ on Steam, but you can find it for less on Eneba.

The Steam community has classified Priest Simulator: Vampire Show into these genres:

Satire Shooter Story Rich Action Physics PvE Vampire Exploration Demons Hack and Slash 3D FPS First-Person Realistic Horror Violent Action-Adventure Gore Survival

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Windows

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS *: Windows® 7 64-bit
Processor: Intel i5, 6th gen (or equivalent)
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050Ti (or equivalent)
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 10 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX compatible

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Nov. 2025

Quick note: I got this game for free via Epic Games Store, but then bought it on Steam after 5 hours just to support the devs. So, increase my time played by 5 hours. Top tier game. The first 30 minutes was the most confusing, absurd series of nonsensical events I've ever experienced. It was like a mental flashbang. And then the game just KEEPS going, for like... way more than it has any right to. It's actually kind of beefy! It has lore, somehow - and it's unexpectedly good, consistent lore! It's got full voice acting, and while the recording quality isn't always perfect, the *performances* are top-notch, and just perfect for the vibe this game is trying to create. And that vibe is a completely unique from anything I've ever played before. There's a bit of jank in this game, but it's the best kind of jank - fun, usually not a problem for the overall experience, and clearly made with love. Furthermore, I have been unironically impressed by this game WAY more times than I expected. I went into this expecting a "so bad it's good" kind of game, but instead it's just... a genuinely really good game. Like, damn. It does a lot of neat, experimental things that are really cool - from the overall setting, to the surprising amount of character growth, to the simple fact that every character looks like they're made of wood and practical crafts. (Very weird but cool aesthetic!) Also, I've shared this in Discord streams with a ton of friends - probably ten to fifteen at this point. Every single one of them agreed this game was *weirdly* impressive - like, more than it had any right to be. It's got a great sense of humor, a unique aesthetic, and it's just fun to play. Several of my friends have picked it up as well, and their feedback has been similarly high praise. Overall: 10/10, very possibly my GOTY. Not even a joke, this is an absolute triumph. I cannot recommend this game enough, and the dev should be proud of making such a unique, cool experience. Eagerly following them to see what other nonsense they get up to in the future. <3 Press F to Amen. 🙏

Nov. 2025

Incredible game. It was hard to put down. It's silly and over the top and it's rough around the edges but that's it's charm and it does it well. It's like a shitpost, but as a game.

Oct. 2025

I asked my local priest if this was acurate... I have been excomunicated from the church.

June 2025

Bought this on sale for $10, got about 12 hours or so of satisfying gameplay out of it, would recommend at full price. My experience with this game was that I play all sorts of games, and I enjoy simulator games like car mechanic simulator or especially gas station simulator. So I wishlisted this game back when it was simply known as Priest Simulator because it sounded interesting. Eventually the game added "Vampire Show" and I saw screen shots and thought, "this is NOT what I was expecting.. well.. let it cook". Then the art for it came out and I kinda lost interest cause it looked like a flash game. Game goes on sale, I buy it just to see whats its like. REALLY ENJOYED THE GAME!! Nothing what I expected, but what I got was absolutely fantastic. Ignore the simulator part of the game title because its not really that at all. What it is, is a twisted comedy adventuring/questing game. Go here, perform an exorcism, talk to person x, collect resources, get collectibles. There is a great sense of humor in this game that keeps the quests fun, and up until the very very final home stretch of the game. At the very end I was just speedrunning goal to goal but that phase was very short, the rest of the time I was actively engaged and adventuring. I really loved the characters, setting, and art style and direction that came through here. It was all like a bad acid trip with death metal, a broken down church, and a vampire becoming a priest with clever puns, jokes, and presentation. This game is worth the full price of admission. There's not really any replay value, but this is also a budget game so factor that in. I'm really glad I wasn't put off by the art for it on Steam and gave the game a chance.

Feb. 2025

Most average day in a small eastern European town, real fun. Pretty funny at times too.

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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is currently priced at 19.99€ on Steam.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is currently not on sale. You can purchase it for 19.99€ on Steam.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show received 791 positive votes out of a total of 829 achieving a rating of 8.94.

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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show was developed by Asmodev and published by Ultimate Games S.A..

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is playable and fully supported on Windows.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is not playable on MacOS.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is not playable on Linux.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is a single-player game.

There are 2 DLCs available for Priest Simulator: Vampire Show. Explore additional content available for Priest Simulator: Vampire Show on Steam.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show does not support mods via Steam Workshop.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show does not support Steam Remote Play.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is enabled for Steam Family Sharing. This means you can share the game with authorized users from your Steam Library, allowing them to play it on their own accounts. For more details on how the feature works, you can read the original Steam Family Sharing announcement or visit the Steam Family Sharing user guide and FAQ page.

You can find solutions or submit a support ticket by visiting the Steam Support page for Priest Simulator: Vampire Show.

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