Priest Simulator: Vampire Show on Steam - User reviews, Price & Information

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A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is a satire, shooter and story rich game developed by Asmodev and published by Ultimate Games S.A..
Released on December 05th 2024 is available only on Windows in 2 languages: English and Polish.

It has received 829 reviews of which 791 were positive and 38 were negative resulting in a rating of 8.9 out of 10. 😎

The game is currently priced at 19.99€ on Steam.


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Windows
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows® 7 64-bit
  • Processor: Intel i5, 6th gen (or equivalent)
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050Ti (or equivalent)
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 10 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX compatible

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Feb. 2025
Most average day in a small eastern European town, real fun. Pretty funny at times too.
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Oct. 2024
I love this game. In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti ameeen. For San de Ville and for Holy Kremuva! Can only recommend with Polish language obviously, you have to appreciate and savour this beatiful language. Loved the Vulgators too. Will try to finish the collectibles with time. A truly, truly wonderful mockumentary.
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Oct. 2024
This game is actually not that much fun, but it's so weird that it was worth a full playthrough from me. The gameplay is okay, but is extremely linear. After awhile, you realize every quest is essentially "go here, go there, answer the phone, etc.". The combat is simplistic, yet satisfying. The weapons don't really feel that much different from each other in the long run. The writing, voice acting, and humor are all extremely weird. I feel like a lost is lost in translation, but also even a native Polish person would scratch their head sometimes.
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Oct. 2024
Orlok is a relatable protagonist, and this game contains the greatest voice acting ever to be heard with your ears. Side note: Many of the NPCs sound like Squidward.
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Sept. 2024
I was excited to play this for years but wanted to wait till it got out of early access. Now finally being able to play it in a state dat on the forums the dev said is finished. I find it to easily be an underrated polish masterpiece. It's very much it's own thing, compared to other simulators or FPS. - But ig to explain it. You know how boomer shooters are like these fast dances with enemies. This game is kind of like a methodical slow waltz with enemies, whilst a Religious Reality TV show plays in the background. Is veri gud if you enjoy experimental FPS games.
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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is currently priced at 19.99€ on Steam.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is currently not on sale. You can purchase it for 19.99€ on Steam.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show received 791 positive votes out of a total of 829 achieving a rating of 8.94.
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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show was developed by Asmodev and published by Ultimate Games S.A..

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is playable and fully supported on Windows.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is not playable on MacOS.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is not playable on Linux.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is a single-player game.

There are 2 DLCs available for Priest Simulator: Vampire Show. Explore additional content available for Priest Simulator: Vampire Show on Steam.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show does not support mods via Steam Workshop.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show does not support Steam Remote Play.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is enabled for Steam Family Sharing. This means you can share the game with authorized users from your Steam Library, allowing them to play it on their own accounts. For more details on how the feature works, you can read the original Steam Family Sharing announcement or visit the Steam Family Sharing user guide and FAQ page.

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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
8.9
791
38
Game modes
Features
Online players
4
Developer
Asmodev
Publisher
Ultimate Games S.A.
Release 05 Dec 2024
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