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A fast-paced micro FPS in which The Chop Goblins are loose, chopping their way through time itself in their ravenous quest for cheese. And THE CHOP WILL NOT STOP.
Chop Goblins is a boomer shooter, fps and old school game
developed and published by David Szymanski.
Released on December 12th 2022 is available on Windows, Steam Deck and Steam Machine.
It has received 2,811 reviews of which 2,744 were positive and 67 were negative resulting in an impressive rating of 9.3 out of 10. 😍
The game is currently priced at 1.59€ on Steam with a 60% discount.
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- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7 (SP1+), Windows 10 and Windows 11
- Processor: x86, x64 architecture with instruction set support.
- Graphics: DX10, DX11, DX12 capable.
- DirectX: Version 10
- Sound Card: Built in
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Chop Goblins compresses the retro FPS formula into a small package, where a simple premise justifies the adventure without needing more. Each level sends you after Gremlins-like Goblins in different time periods and unique locations. Enemies primarily use blades, and having them frequently thrown at you keeps you active while maintaining the Goblin identity and a balanced difficulty. Poking around sometimes uncovers hidden rooms with weapons or upgrades—a genre staple that similar games often overlook. Where it’s weakest is the collectible Chopcoins that only serve to feed a score counter when they could have supported a shop system. Still, it scratches the itch of a fun, focused shooter that respects your time. ──────────── Score: 8/10 ──────────── PROS • Level design rewards exploration • Remixed maps extend replayability • Each level has its own distinct identity CONS • Chopcoins lack meaningful use • Its short duration may not satisfy all • Score system adds little to the core experience
this is a very fun game you will probably get about an hour out of it but id say theres definetly atleast 5 if you play it again on higher difficulty and play the remix levels if you liked dusk defintely play it. the guns feel good bit simple but not to a fault its on sale often overall very charming and if you get it on sale definetly worth it 8/10
Quality Over Quantity... But Come On I just blinked a few times and the game was over. I mean, it was a fun experience, but really damn short. It took me only an hour and a half to complete the game 100%. Even some DOSMan titles like S*tan or Skarab are longer than this. That said, I really enjoyed Chop Goblins for what it is. It’s a genuinely high-quality experience. Everything just hits the spot: the gameplay is smooth, the graphics are beautiful, the sound design and soundtrack enhance the atmosphere nicely, and the map design feels great as well. The Greece map in particular was absolutely top-notch in pretty much every aspect. So yeah, everything is on point, but because of the lack of content, I can’t give this game a higher rating than 6.5/10. It’s such a wasted opportunity. This game could have been so much better if it were at least twice as long. It’s basically an edging simulator - it gets you pumped up for what feels like it’s going to be an amazing game, and then it just... ends. It’s honestly kind of ridiculous, but it is what it is. 6.5/10 - A fun, and atmospheric experience with great gameplay, visuals, sound, and level design. Unfortunately, it’s ridiculously short, ending just as it starts getting exciting. Also, the achievement list was quite fun, so I recommend the game to achievement hunters.
This is truly a masterpiece of modern gaming. The gameplay is extremely in-depth. The goblins are some of the most complex antagonists of all time. Their backstory is incredibly heart-wrenching and they are incredibly misunderstood. They try to greet you kindly by saying "Hello nice to meet you" and yet we still attack them. The commentary on modern society in this game cannot be matched. The stretched goblin in the remix levels is one of the best examples of an anti-hero in gaming. Game of the year. 99/10
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Frequently Asked Questions
Chop Goblins is currently priced at 1.59€ on Steam.
Yes, Chop Goblins is currently available at a 60% discount. You can purchase it for 1.59€ on Steam.
Yes, Chop Goblins received 2,744 positive votes out of a total of 2,811 achieving an impressive rating of 9.33.
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Chop Goblins was developed and published by David Szymanski.
Yes, Chop Goblins is playable and fully supported on Windows.
No, Chop Goblins is not playable on MacOS.
No, Chop Goblins is not playable on Linux.
Yes, Chop Goblins is playable and fully supported on Steam Deck.
Yes, Chop Goblins is playable and fully supported on Steam Machine.
No, Chop Goblins does not support VR.
Chop Goblins is a single-player game.
Yes, there are 2 DLCs available for Chop Goblins. Explore additional content available for Chop Goblins on Steam.
No, Chop Goblins does not support mods via Steam Workshop.
No, Chop Goblins does not support Steam Remote Play.
Yes, Chop Goblins is enabled for Steam Family Sharing. This means you can share the game with authorized users from your Steam Library, allowing them to play it on their own accounts. For more details on how the feature works, you can read the original Steam Family Sharing announcement or visit the Steam Family Sharing user guide and FAQ page.
You can find solutions or submit a support ticket by visiting the Steam Support page for Chop Goblins.
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David Szymanski
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12 Dec 2022
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