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Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.

The Procession to Calvary is a dark comedy, funny and medieval game developed by Joe Richardson and published by Akupara Games.
Released on April 09th 2020 is available on Windows, MacOS and Linux in 5 languages: English, French, German, Spanish - Spain and Portuguese - Brazil.

It has received 1,106 reviews of which 1,079 were positive and 27 were negative resulting in an impressive rating of 9.2 out of 10. 😍

The game is currently priced at 3.79€ on Steam with a 60% discount, but you can find it for less on Eneba.

The Steam community has classified The Procession to Calvary into these genres:

Dark Comedy Funny Medieval Point & Click Surreal Indie Female Protagonist Story Rich Puzzle Comedy Singleplayer 2D Philosophical Historical Short Violent Gore Adventure Beautiful Action

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System requirements

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Windows
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows XP
  • Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
MacOS
  • OS: Mac OSX 10.7
  • Processor: 2 GHz CPU
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Linux
  • OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
  • Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

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Nov. 2025
Excellent point-and-click adventure where a soldier continues her holy mission to hunt down Heavenly Peter, now in a time of peace, refusing to accept the end of the holy war. This is the second part of a planned trilogy, following Four Last Things, and it keeps the same surreal and ironic style. The game is full of absurd humor, sometimes a bit acid when it comes to Catholicism and the Church, so some people might feel offended. It also includes coarse language that reinforces its irreverent tone. The puzzles are generally well designed, except for one that gives a misleading hint which makes the solution more confusing than helpful. Among them, the funniest puzzle involves a metronome, a roasted man, and snuff tobacco, delivering one of the most unexpected and hilarious moments of the game. All graphics are made using Renaissance paintings, animated in bizarre ways, and the soundtrack is entirely classical music of that era. The whole style is very different from anything you’ve seen before, and as I already said in the review of the previous game, strongly reminiscent of Monty Python’s Holy Grail animated interludes. The game offers three different endings that are easily unlockable, although they require replaying the adventure a couple of times. If you liked the first game, just like it happened to me, you will definitely enjoy this one, but if you didn’t, this one won’t change your mind either It includes achievements and also features collectible trading cards.
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Oct. 2025
This is my favorite of the Immortal John trilogy. Wonderful music, creative use of classical art and a Monty Python sense of humor that I adore.
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Oct. 2025
Giving me an option to kill my way through and finish the game in couple of minutes nailed it. Total recommendation!
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Sept. 2025
It's rare to find media these days thats truly funny (humor inflation lmao) but this one genuinely made me laugh at multiple points. Using the awesome art and music from the renaissance for this end is super creative and makes for a really fun experience.
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May 2025
The Procession to Calvary is a hilarious point-and-click game full of bad decisions, dumb jokes, and beautiful stolen art. It’s clever, irreverent, and packed with absurd humor that hits surprisingly hard. The collage art style is both beautiful and ridiculous, making even the dumbest moments feel like high art. A must-play for anyone who enjoys point-and-click chaos with a side of blasphemy.
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The Procession to Calvary is currently priced at 3.79€ on Steam.

The Procession to Calvary is currently available at a 60% discount. You can purchase it for 3.79€ on Steam.

The Procession to Calvary received 1,079 positive votes out of a total of 1,106 achieving an impressive rating of 9.18.
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The Procession to Calvary was developed by Joe Richardson and published by Akupara Games.

The Procession to Calvary is playable and fully supported on Windows.

The Procession to Calvary is playable and fully supported on MacOS.

The Procession to Calvary is playable and fully supported on Linux.

The Procession to Calvary is a single-player game.

The Procession to Calvary does not currently offer any DLC.

The Procession to Calvary does not support mods via Steam Workshop.

The Procession to Calvary does not support Steam Remote Play.

The Procession to Calvary is enabled for Steam Family Sharing. This means you can share the game with authorized users from your Steam Library, allowing them to play it on their own accounts. For more details on how the feature works, you can read the original Steam Family Sharing announcement or visit the Steam Family Sharing user guide and FAQ page.

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The Procession to Calvary
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Release 09 Apr 2020
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