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Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.

The Procession to Calvary is a dark comedy, funny and medieval game developed by Joe Richardson and published by Joe Richardson and SUPERHOT PRESENTS.
Released on April 09th 2020 is available on Windows, MacOS and Linux in 5 languages: English, French, German, Spanish - Spain and Portuguese - Brazil.

It has received 1,106 reviews of which 1,079 were positive and 27 were negative resulting in an impressive rating of 9.2 out of 10. 😍

The game is currently priced at 4.27€ on Steam with a 55% discount.

The Steam community has classified The Procession to Calvary into these genres:

Dark Comedy Funny Medieval Point & Click Surreal Indie Female Protagonist Story Rich Puzzle Comedy Singleplayer 2D Philosophical Historical Short Violent Gore Adventure Beautiful Action

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System requirements

These are the minimum specifications needed to play the game. For the best experience, we recommend that you verify them.

Windows
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows XP
  • Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
MacOS
  • OS: Mac OSX 10.7
  • Processor: 2 GHz CPU
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
Linux
  • OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
  • Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 1 GB available space

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May 2025
The Procession to Calvary is a hilarious point-and-click game full of bad decisions, dumb jokes, and beautiful stolen art. It’s clever, irreverent, and packed with absurd humor that hits surprisingly hard. The collage art style is both beautiful and ridiculous, making even the dumbest moments feel like high art. A must-play for anyone who enjoys point-and-click chaos with a side of blasphemy.
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April 2025
If you like classical art and dark humor, this is a game for you.
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Jan. 2025
Otro magnífico título digno de su predecesor con una magistral muestra artística de humor negro y blasfemia.
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Nov. 2024
The Middle Ages- what a crazy time to be alive! It's after the Holy Wars and you play as a representation of Rembrandt's Bellona who just wants to do some murder and Heavenly Peter is in your crosshairs. Wildly irreverent, self-aware, and deeply sacrilege, The Procession to Calvary is the second title from Joe Richardson in his bizarre triptych. I love that it's called a triptych. I finally got through this in preparation for Death of the Reprobate. I've already played through Four Last Things and honestly don't remember it too much except for the similar design style and humor but I feel like The Procession to Calvary was a bit more straightforward and less obtuse in the puzzle department. I finished this in a little under 4 hours and only had to look up two things towards the end and I am typically a pretty impatient person when it comes to point-n-click games because I frequently find at some point I can't follow the dev's logic. But this was a little easier and it seems like some knowledge of the paintings and historical context will help intuitively guide you to the next steps. Like Girl with a Pearl Earring by Vermeer The foley and BGM are very appropriate and add to a weird sense of cozy hilarity. Overall, The Procession to Cavalry reads "Monty Python" in the sense that it's constructed of those familiar crudely animated art history textbook collage but the humor is distinctly North American. I did totally laugh out loud at places and mostly had a wicked grin running across my face the rest of the time. But the humor is NOT for everyone: If you are sensitive at all about Christianity/Christ in particular you probably want to skip this. It's not all silly fart, burp, and crucifix jokes, though. There is throughout and at the end some flippantly profound commentary around religious hypocrisy, class hierarchy, and social responsibility. I enjoyed this one and am looking forward to Death of the Reprobate.
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June 2024
What a fuckin' ride. Incredible paintings degraded to crude Python-esque animations, never-ending gags (seriously, this is a very funny game), and it has Scarlatti in the soundtrack. SCARLATTI!!! The word "masterpiece" has never felt more appropriate when describing a game, but it seems the developer has already beat me to it. 10/10
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Frequently Asked Questions

The Procession to Calvary is currently priced at 4.27€ on Steam.

The Procession to Calvary is currently available at a 55% discount. You can purchase it for 4.27€ on Steam.

The Procession to Calvary received 1,079 positive votes out of a total of 1,106 achieving an impressive rating of 9.18.
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The Procession to Calvary was developed by Joe Richardson and published by Joe Richardson and SUPERHOT PRESENTS.

The Procession to Calvary is playable and fully supported on Windows.

The Procession to Calvary is playable and fully supported on MacOS.

The Procession to Calvary is playable and fully supported on Linux.

The Procession to Calvary is a single-player game.

The Procession to Calvary does not currently offer any DLC.

The Procession to Calvary does not support mods via Steam Workshop.

The Procession to Calvary does not support Steam Remote Play.

The Procession to Calvary is enabled for Steam Family Sharing. This means you can share the game with authorized users from your Steam Library, allowing them to play it on their own accounts. For more details on how the feature works, you can read the original Steam Family Sharing announcement or visit the Steam Family Sharing user guide and FAQ page.

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The Procession to Calvary
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