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Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the critically acclaimed Four Last Things.
The Procession to Calvary is a dark comedy, medieval and funny game
developed by Joe Richardson
and published by Akupara Games .
Released on April 09th 2020 is available on Windows, MacOS, Linux, Steam Deck and Steam Machine
in 7 languages: English, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Portuguese - Brazil, Japanese and Traditional Chinese.
It has received 1,237 reviews of which 1,200 were positive and 37 were negative resulting in an impressive rating of 9.2 out of 10. 😍
The game is currently priced at 3.79€ on Steam with a 60% discount, but you can find it for 0.31€ on K4G.
The Steam community has classified The Procession to Calvary into these genres:
Dark Comedy
Medieval
Funny
Point & Click
Surreal
Indie
Female Protagonist
Story Rich
Puzzle
Comedy
Singleplayer
2D
Historical
Philosophical
Short
Violent
Gore
Adventure
Beautiful
Action
Here is the detailed breakdown of supported languages for The Procession to Calvary:
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| Portuguese - Brazil |
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Windows
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows XP
- Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 1 GB available space
MacOS
- OS: Mac OSX 10.7
- Processor: 2 GHz CPU
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Storage: 1 GB available space
Linux
- OS: Ubuntu 14.04 / SteamOS
- Processor: 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Storage: 1 GB available space
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I’ve always been quite interested in art, and I happened to see this series of games on sale, so I casually picked one up. Besides the game’s fun and interesting puzzles, what I enjoyed the most was the museum section, where you can click on each painting to appreciate it. I think this part is especially interesting for players who enjoy art. In addition, some of the dialogue in the game is quite humorous and witty, which adds a lot of fun to the overall experience. However, some of the game’s scenes are rather bloody, and the overall story is a little on the short side, which left me feeling somewhat unsatisfied. Overall, though, it’s still a pretty good game and definitely worth playing. :)
The Procession to Calvary feels like someone turned Renaissance paintings into a Monty Python side quest. The puzzles are bizarre, the jokes are completely unhinged, and every new scene feels like somebody vandalized an art museum and called it game design. It’s funny, quirky, and well worth the playthrough, especially if you’re looking for another enjoyable game to add to the 100% completion list. 8/10 Came for the art. Stayed for the blasphemy.
Loved it. Great sequel to Four Last Things. Almost twice as long but never dragging. Puzzles are still very well done and don't hold you up for long thinking about them, and don't require trial-and-error either. Bonus for basically offering two approaches to the game. I haven't really done a murder run so I'm not sure how much you can actually do that way, but the "pacifist" run was fun enough that I'm looking forward to trying it out. Humor was great too as was expected. I wasn't too sure on the fourth wall breaks though, but they are very pythonesque nonetheless.
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Frequently Asked Questions
The Procession to Calvary is currently priced at 3.79€ on Steam.
Yes, The Procession to Calvary is currently available at a 60% discount. You can purchase it for 3.79€ on Steam.
Yes, The Procession to Calvary received 1,200 positive votes out of a total of 1,237 achieving an impressive rating of 9.15.
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The Procession to Calvary was developed by Joe Richardson and published by Akupara Games .
Yes, The Procession to Calvary is playable and fully supported on Windows.
Yes, The Procession to Calvary is playable and fully supported on MacOS.
Yes, The Procession to Calvary is playable and fully supported on Linux.
Yes, The Procession to Calvary is playable and fully supported on Steam Deck.
Yes, The Procession to Calvary is playable and fully supported on Steam Machine.
No, The Procession to Calvary does not support VR.
The Procession to Calvary is a single-player game.
No, The Procession to Calvary does not currently offer any DLC.
No, The Procession to Calvary does not support mods via Steam Workshop.
No, The Procession to Calvary does not support Steam Remote Play.
Yes, The Procession to Calvary is enabled for Steam Family Sharing. This means you can share the game with authorized users from your Steam Library, allowing them to play it on their own accounts. For more details on how the feature works, you can read the original Steam Family Sharing announcement or visit the Steam Family Sharing user guide and FAQ page.
You can find solutions or submit a support ticket by visiting the Steam Support page for The Procession to Calvary.
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Developer
Joe Richardson
Publisher
Akupara Games
Release
09 Apr 2020
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