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In Bitardia you will experience all the rules of the Internet in action, and venture on a journey in the spirit of classic low-budget shooters, making your way through the obstacles of the fantastic world of an imageboard.
Bitardia is a action-adventure, story rich and memes game
developed and published by varlamov5264.
Released on December 28th 2021 is available on Windows, MacOS and Linux
in 2 languages: English and Russian.
It has received 731 reviews of which 643 were positive and 88 were negative resulting in a rating of 8.3 out of 10. 😎
The game is currently priced at 2.03€ on Steam with a 66% discount.
The Steam community has classified Bitardia into these genres:
Action-Adventure
Story Rich
Memes
Adventure
Atmospheric
Action
Psychological Horror
FPS
Open World
Indie
RPG
Surreal
Early Access
Horror
Dystopian
Shooter
First-Person
Singleplayer
Gore
Abstract
Here is the detailed breakdown of supported languages for Bitardia:
| UI | Subtitle | Audio | |
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| English | |||
| Russian |
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System requirements
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Windows
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: Intel Core i3
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 450 or higher with 1GB Memory
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 2 GB available space
MacOS
- OS: Mac OS X 10.8+
- Processor: 2011 or newer Intel Core i5
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia or ATi GPU with 1GB Memory
- Storage: 2 GB available space
Linux
- Processor: Intel Core i3
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 450 or higher with 1GB Memory
- Storage: 2 GB available space
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This game... it's the gud stuff. I couldn't reccomend it enough. Pro's: Funny (for some) Enjoyable with a story that lasts from just under an hour to more then that (depends on how much you die and lose money, forcing you to do side quests) Somewhat large open world to explore and talk to some AI Con's: All in Russian, minus the captions. Slow updates (I believe it's made by one guy after all) Plenty of glitches (though they can sometimes be funny honestly) I reccomend you should play it, at the very least to spend the last five dollars of your Steam gift card. #StillDon'tKnowIfIGetTheLobstersOrNot edit 2024: iconic. wish someone would find a way to mod this game to make it bigger b+
I don't understand 90% of the references. I even don't understand the game. The game is hard when you don't know what to do... and when you do something, there's always a trap or a bug. The missions are hard, not because they are hard, but because i have to be careful for not doing something who can bug the mission (even the save system is a mess). If something is happening, you don't know if it's an event or a bug. And curiously, i like this game. It's like going on another planet where you have to understand new laws of logic.
4channer, 2cher, redditor, bitard or just a nornal internet denizen - you don't want to miss this game. No matter how cheap it looks - it is choke full stuffed with good memes, silly jokes, internet culture and a real true story of the russian version of the 4chan imageboard, called 2ch. Even if you have no idea whats going on at first - i promise you will be laughing like mad, 10 minutes after the start. This one is a hidden gem.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Bitardia is currently priced at 2.03€ on Steam.
Yes, Bitardia is currently available at a 66% discount. You can purchase it for 2.03€ on Steam.
Yes, Bitardia received 643 positive votes out of a total of 731 achieving a rating of 8.27.
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Bitardia was developed and published by varlamov5264.
Yes, Bitardia is playable and fully supported on Windows.
Yes, Bitardia is playable and fully supported on MacOS.
Yes, Bitardia is playable and fully supported on Linux.
This information about Bitardia is not available yet.
This information about Bitardia is not available yet.
No, Bitardia does not support VR.
Bitardia is a single-player game.
No, Bitardia does not currently offer any DLC.
No, Bitardia does not support mods via Steam Workshop.
No, Bitardia does not support Steam Remote Play.
Yes, Bitardia is enabled for Steam Family Sharing. This means you can share the game with authorized users from your Steam Library, allowing them to play it on their own accounts. For more details on how the feature works, you can read the original Steam Family Sharing announcement or visit the Steam Family Sharing user guide and FAQ page.
You can find solutions or submit a support ticket by visiting the Steam Support page for Bitardia.
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Last Updates| Steam data | 25 September 2026 04:09 UTC |
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| Steam price | 27 October 2026 04:05 UTC |
| Steam reviews | 22 October 2026 07:51 UTC |
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Developer
varlamov5264
Publisher
varlamov5264
Release
28 Dec 2021
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